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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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