What is long and black? The line at KFC

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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penis

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Hey, Max!!

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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