- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

men

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

ur an fagit

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Guess what? You guessed it.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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