why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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haha Otarts was here

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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