Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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NASCAR

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Penis.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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