- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats white and pointless? chalk.

AIDS.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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