Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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everyone dislike this

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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which one is easiest

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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