what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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soccer

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Anti Joke

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