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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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