- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

An irish man walks out of a bar

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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