- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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