- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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