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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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