- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

women's rights

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

stuarts mum

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock, Knock Who's There

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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