What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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shut up kobe!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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