Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Women's Rights

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Jews

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mental kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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