I have aids

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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"Knock knock." "No."

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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women's rights

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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5 people are walking

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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