guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What does water taste like? Water

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Anti Joke

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