Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

get in the car.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Women.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

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