- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Velcro. What a rip off.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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