- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Wait what? I did not type that!

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

The Morman Religion.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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