- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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