Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the woman?

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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