- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

wanna hear a joke? yes

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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