- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a black man? Black

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What are we then hypocrites?

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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