Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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adam hodgson !

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