- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

flavin's head

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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