PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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