If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

womens rights.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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