Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Winter

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Rebecca Black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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