a horse nibbled a baby

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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honest politician

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Once upon a time

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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