What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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