- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

learn the ropes?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Get off my porch.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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