nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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NASCAR

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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