Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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