This is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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A man killed himself.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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YOU

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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