Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Anti Joke

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