How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How old is your mom Dead

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Your mums a potato

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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