Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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