Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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more like nig!

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Poop

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

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