- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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