A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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field day?

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Anti Joke

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