What did david give back? Nothing.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Wigan.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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