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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

I am a joke. I am funny.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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