Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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