- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Wanker

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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