- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

kesha is a virgin.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

42, that is all

I grunt when I poop.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

An Italian leaves the mofia

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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