Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

I dont have a girlfriend

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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