what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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The Moon Landing.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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