Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Coldpaly is a good band

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's red, blue & green all over?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops