What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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black people

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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