What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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