- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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