What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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hot diggity dog

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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