A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Three black men were walking...

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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