Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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