Im black

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

The dewey decimal system

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what's worst than being gay? being black

My name is me I like fired chicken!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Women's Rights

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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