What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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