How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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women's rights

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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