- Anti Joke

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor