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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Rick santorum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Women's rights.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.