- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Whats wrong with that Nothing

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A fish swims up your penis...

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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