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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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