- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Guess what? AIDS!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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