What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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These Jokes suck.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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