- Anti Joke

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

YOU

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.