Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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