Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Cancer.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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bologna

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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