- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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