a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

thumb_up thumb_down +7

cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

thumb_up thumb_down +7

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops