What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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